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The Anthony Calvert Trust

In 1998, Anthony Calvert bestowed company director Graeme Cole with £20, with the agreement that it should be paid back within a given, short timespan. However times were hard and when the money failed to materialise, they instead settled on an agreement: the money would be an investment in Cole's 'talent' (whatever that might prove to be) and Calvert would be paid back fifty times over when Lady Success finally succumbed to Cole's heady, aphrodisiacal aftershave.

Currently, Calvert's money is "tied up" irretrievably in a variety of productions. L'Institute Zoom continue to be grateful to their benefactor, who follows the progress of Cole's career with vague interest, checking in for progress reports when taking time out from his own vocation - furthering the education of Croydon's teenagers ("the further the better").

The Rob H.M. Bone Trust

In 1998, Harry Bone bestowed company director Graeme Cole with £20, with the agreement that it should be paid back within a given, short timespan. However times were hard and when the money failed to materialise, Bone embarked upon a systematic regime of bugging Cole for the green every time they should meet, and frequently over the phone and in letters.

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